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Just a few, random thoughts...
 
19th-Sep-2011 08:24 pm
militant owl
Legumes: [being annoying and not getting ready for bed]
Mr. Mochi: Remind me why we decided to breed.
Mochi: So we could complain about our children not supporting us in our old age. And because I desperately wanted stretch marks.
Mr. Mochi: I knew there was a good reason. After all, you do look good in stretch marks.
Mochi: If you are very lucky, I'll let you lick them.

[pause]

Mochi: Ewwwwww.
Mr. Mochi: You do realize that you just completely grossed yourself out. I had nothing to do with that, it was all you.
Mochi: [glowers]


Mood: cynical and suffering self-induced gross-out
Comments 
20th-Sep-2011 09:03 am (UTC)
LOLs.
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