Legumes: [being annoying and not getting ready for bed] Mr. Mochi: Remind me why we decided to breed. Mochi: So we could complain about our children not supporting us in our old age. And because I desperately wanted stretch marks. Mr. Mochi: I knew there was a good reason. After all, you do look good in stretch marks. Mochi: If you are very lucky, I'll let you lick them.
Mochi: Ewwwwww. Mr. Mochi: You do realize that you just completely grossed yourself out. I had nothing to do with that, it was all you. Mochi: [glowers]
Mood: cynical and suffering self-induced gross-out